682 starfish...

682 starfish... is an episode, a really strange episode where Marge beats her record counting starfish. In this episode. she only counts to 4.......but this time she counted to 682!

Transcript
One sunny morning, Toot was playing dares with his friends.

Toot: Now, it's YOUR turn to be dared, Marge.

Marge: Um.....what's the dare?

Toot: I DARE you to count up to 639 starfish without sleeping.

Marge: Oh! Um.....okay! I'll try to stay awake! One starfish, two starfish, three starfish..........four star fish.............five star............fish...................No! No! Stay awake! Sing yourself a song, Marge! Oh, I doo like to be beside the seaside, oh I doo like to be beside the seeeeea....... Oh, I doo like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom!

Narrator: Marge kept singing to herself, trying not to fall asleep.

Marge: I doo like to be beside the......seaside...........oooooh............I dooooooo...............like to be beside..................the seeeeeea...............and there's lots of..............girls beside, I should............like................to.......................beside......................beside....................the..........................seaside...................beside.....................the................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................Six-hundered and eighty-two starfish.........ooooooooohh................six-hundred and eighty-two starfish..................

Narrator: Oh dear. Marge has forgotten about the dare and has fallen asleep!

Toot: WAKE UP!!!!!

Narrator: First, Toot tried waking Marge up with his whistle.

Toot: Donuts! That didn't work!

Narrator: Until an air horn gave him an idea!

Toot: An air horn! That's loud enough! Careful, this air horn can be loud everbody, so cover your ears.

Pop: Okay.......I'll try to!

Narrator: The air horn HOOOOOONKED and HOOOOOOOOOOOOONKED, but this didn't work either! Until then, Toot had another idea.

Toot: That's it! We'll try nudging her! That way she'll wake up.

Bryan: Okay, as long as my paintwork doesn't get scratched or a mark on it.

Toot: You'll be fine, Bryan! Imagine you're getting cleaned.

Narrator: The ships tried nudging Marge, but neither that didn't work.

Toot: Drat!

Bryan: Drat! Is my paintwork scaped?

Toot: Checking..............nope. No scrapes or marks on your body.

Bryan: Phew! I though it was a "double Drat!" if there really was! Thanks, Toot.

Toot: That's okay, Bryan. At least we tried.

Bryan: Oh! I've got to go! See you, chap!

Toot: Bye! Maybe just blowing my whistle wasn't loud enough. Maybe we should all join in and honk together!

Narrator: And as for Marge, she kept saying "six-hundred and eighty-two starfish" in her sleep.

Marge: Six-hundred...........................and..............................eighty-two......................................starf......................................ish.........................................

Toot: Oh, bollocks! Everyone, honk your fucking horns as loud as you can. Ready? GO!

Narrator: Shit, those horns and whistles are loud! Will it work?

Marge: Six-hundred.......and EIGHTYTWOSTARFISH! Huh? What? Why are you here? I though you was going to take care of me while I was asleep!

Toot: You're a pain in the ass. You kept saying "Six........hundred.............and.......................eighty..................two.................starfish......................Tooooooooot!" in your sleep! Sorry if we didn't stop you.

Marge: Aww, that's okay dear. I couldn't reach up to seven-hundred and sixty-five starfish!

Bryan: Duh, that's because you tried to sing "I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside" and then you fell asleep!

Marge: Where?! Where's the seaside? I feel like another snooze! Toot, where's my snooze button?

Toot: Oh dear, here we go...........again! Now it's my turn to hit my snooze button! Tooooooooooooooot..................................nine-hundred and ninety-nine starfish...........................oooooooooooh........................nine-hundred and ninety-nine starfish...........................

Marge: Oooooh! He counted up to six-hundred and eight-two starfish: nine-hundred and ninety-nine starfish!

Narrator: Yep, that's right. Marge was finally awake with a blow of a whistle and a honk of a horn and everybody laughed, except Toot who had fell fast asleep, counting nine-hundred and ninety-nine starfish! The end.